SteamGifts is the rich kid who thinks they have to give other kids gifts and stuff to make friends.The sort of person who buys their best friend a bus pass holder for their birthday. BundleStars is the kid who is almost as cool as Humble Bundle, and in a different way, but really isn't as cool, like when a studio wants Leonardo DiCaprio for a film but can't get him so they're like, "ah, whatever, let's just get Justin Timberlake.".Humble Bundle is the new kid everyone liked until they stopped being new and was no longer that cool.What the hell happened to them? And what happened to their sibling-GameSpy? Then they weren't because they moved away or their parents decided to homeschool them, or something. Games For Windows Live is the kid that wasn't really popular but somehow was always around.GOG are the hipsters that no one likes because they don't like the stuff anyone else likes.Uplay is like the kid who gets bullied and has to eat their lunch in the bathroom.They sit on the other side of the cafeteria. ![]() ![]() You know where they sit in the cafeteria.
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